“We are working quickly to identify the possible causes and
which lot codes and/or regions are being potentially affected. Please keep in
mind that this is not related to any type of food contamination, is not a
recall, had NOTHING to do with Lindsay Lohan and that you can still find our
products at certain retailers. We are trying our best to get our product back on
the shelves of every store. Until that happens, you can check the store locator
featured on our website for further information on these retailers."
(http://www.mindbodygreen.com)
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“What is that all about? I can't get my Kombucha fix?”
Jasmine asked her mat friend, Heidi, while doing a warm up down dog as new age
music floated through the yoga studio. She couldn't believe that her raw elixir
addiction had been recalled. Possible alcohol level issues after Lindsay blamed her Kombucha drinking for her raised blood alcohol level. Heidi
showed her the blog entry on her iPhone quickly so other yogis wouldn't find
their tech use in the studio too offensive. The teacher sat on his mat
in a half lotus ready to begin the class. Beside the teacher's mat: a GT's
Enlightened Organic Raw Kombucha in Multi-Green.
“Oh my Goddess”, thought Jasmine, “ I am so pissed. How can I
eat purely raw without my favorite brand of Kombucha?” She had noticed how her
carb- cravings would spike mid afternoon without this detoxifying, metabolism enhancing, appetite
suppressing, hair and skin enhancing drink (http://www.organicbeautytalk.com). Returning to her breath,
she settled into her cat-cows and the flow....until she began her sun
salutation series. When her hands returned to her heart, she began thinking of
how stupid Lindsey Lohan was really wrecking Kombucha's image.
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| http://www.getkombucha.com/lindsay-lohan-kombucha-arrest-for-alcohol-calls-for-recall |
“Drinking binges at the clubs, doing coke...and Kombucha?!", Jasmine thought. "Now our alternative, spiritual ways have become so trendy!" The teacher looked right at her as he
reminded the class to focus on the breath and clear the mind of distracting
thoughts.
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